You have two cows...

During this election season, many labels are being thrown around concerning ideological beliefs but what do they mean? “Dear Abby” had a unique perspective on these term definitions.

Communism:  You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

Socialism:  You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Fascism:  You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.

Nazism:  You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.

Bureaucracy:  You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
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Capitalism:  You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.